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Budchoo.com 2

According to the Wayback Machine, the last time budchoo.com was updated before the creation of this site was July 7 2019, 8:41:44 Post Meridiem. Since, then it has been down.

This is a recreation of it based on a slightly outdated Wayback Machine capture of budchoo.com. It was created by some random person who was bored. That should partially explain why it's so bad.

This site is mostly a word for word copy of the original (with a few 'corrections' and a few additions). Some outdated things, such as Herbs and Sales, have been removed because they may be gone. Additionally, some unarchived media is gone. There are a few other ways the original site has been ruined

Now, time for criticism.

Title text on the homepage isn't centered
Homepage title takes up too much space
Text is either too large or too small
Too much spacing between lines
Hideous styling
Hideous navigation bar
Strange coloring
Wtf is that navbar css
Why are dropdowns so weird
Why is there javascript to scroll navbar
Why isn't navbar responsive to mobile devices or whatever
Why are dropdowns on mobile broken
Low image quality
Image size too large
Hideous colorstrip
Commenting involves some ugly javascript and php
Literally had to create a separate script to handle commenting
Reply button looks weird
No limit to replies
Comments in page source
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Comments don't update often
Ghastly comment section
No way to delete or edit comments
If one super bloated and buggy comment system wasn't bad enough there's a PHP comment system that's even worse
Vulnerable to literally every attack known to mankind
Incredibly laggy and useless animations
No javascript? there goes the site I guess
Length cap for comments
Weird wording
Warped image sizes
Very slow load times
Typos everywhere
Images are either too small, too large, or wrong proportion
Images don't scale with the screen like the text supposedly do
Images have plenty of artifacts
Image colors messed up
Too much or too little padding on some buttons
Border on some buttons are too large
Not tested on all screens and browsers
Probably vulnerable to XSS
There's a lame, pathetic attempt to prevent that? Literally just put a space between < and script
What kind of magic mushrooms was this guy on when making the comment shit
Comment section is heavily censored
Useless and annoying lazy image loading
Random 404s after posting comments sometimes
No CSRF protection
Random connection timeouts
Horrible CSS
Horrible Javascript
Horrible HTML
Horrible PHP
Not using some kind of framework that does everything better than I can
Images don't load half the time
Broken links everywhere
Abhorrent margins
Inconsistent and outdated information
Improper grammar and spelling
Imperfect copying from old site
Titles are either too far down or covered by navigation bar
Questionable headers
Too much Javascript for some of you
Useless meta tags
Too little Javascript for others
Broken and useless content security policy
Broken and useless manifest
Broken and useless sitemap
Broken and useless robots.txt
Broken and useless svgs
Broken and useless caching for some images
Entire site not written by someone else = horrible site
Nothing minified
Useless text div
Too many comments
Useless nonce
Inefficient styling
Wrong indentation
Inefficient programming
Incorrect favicons
Wrong timezone
Some pages have view count some don't
View count is definitely broken
At least I know it's inefficient
Unsafe inline styles
Not enough knowledge, motivation, and patience to fix these issues
Confusing directory structure
More but I can't think of it right now

Things wrong with individual pages

index

Stupid fadein
Useless fullscreen title
40 lines of javascript all for that one button
Annoying scroll animations
Way too much javascript and css for the animations
Pang industries card outdated
Some things missing image
Inefficient html

budchoo2

Incorrect information
Probably outdated too
And completely useless probably
Repetitive criticism
Inaccurate criticism
Oudated criticism

LED driving

Who cares about a couple of LEDs
Something's wrong with the grammar I know it
Too many images of the same thing
Precision current limiter schematic is lazily and inaccurately copied into svg
Fading LED schematic is very, very inaccurate

Old code

Again, who cares
Source code lazily copied
br element used with code element instead of pre element like a sane person would

Robotic motor control

Who cares
What happened to the content
Why hasn't it been updated

Monster clicker

Finally something slightly relevant or interesting
Kinda outdated tho
Why so many typos
looks like someone forgot jpg doesn't support transparency... or maybe just doesn't care enough
Why the images so large

Mobile software development 0.1

Who cares
Outdated again
Oh god why's the css so bad
QR code stretched... sometimes
I wonder if them codes still work
Formatting messed up bad

Mobile software development 0.2

Who cares
Why isn't this stored in the same directory as the last one
Why isn't that one drawing a svg to save a few bytes

High voltage power supply

Some people might care a little too much
Schematic rotated slightly
Schematic image quality is horrible
Why are the images so messed up
Something's wrong with the text but I'm too lazy to find out what
Why does the zapper still exist

Connector babel

Who cares
Isn't this a little outdated
The first image is another one of those horribly hand converted svgs
What's up with the perspective of second image
The third image is blurry and improperly cropped
Image of 8 pin DIN got ruined
Connector pinout list was lazily and inaccurately copied from an image
Verifone printer to Apple Imagewriter pin image is yet another horrible hand copied svgs
Two inaccurately hand copied tables
One image is shown twice for some reason
This page contains the most completely disfigured images

Computer controlled holiday lights

Don't we all already have this
Isn't this kind of outdated
Half of one of the schematic is unreadable
Another code listing, another horrible hand copy from an original image

The Programmable Computer Controlled Remote Control Car project

Don't we all already have this
Isn't this kind of outdated
Why is the name so long
Disagreeable informatoin about 'intelligence'
Why is a damn table used to format images and text
Someone get a better camera for this person
What a great timestamp: 051601

The Programmable Computer Controlled Intelligent Battery Charger project

Don't we all already have this
Isn't this kind of outdated
Why's the name so long
Horrible handwriting
Stupid captions and image frames used instead of just writing text below images
Graph is hand copied svg, so info is incorrect but surely it's worth the one or two bytes saved
Yet another hand copied program

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